nobody will ever guess that your plain white T-shirt is line dry only

You may be the world’s foremost expert in Religious Dance of Melanesia. But after you graduate, you realize no one gives a fuck besides your PhD advisor. This is the story of the world’s most exasperated Subway employee

It’s a delicate balance between FOMO and DGAF

There’s a theory that a man’s style is just a reiteration of what he wore the last time he was “really getting laid” — thus the cargo shorts

Once upon a time people were born into communities and had to find their individuality. Today people are born individuals and have to find their communities

You read this on Readmill? — Alex Miles
@milesalex yup, it's a PDF ( — Sawyer Hollenshead